Happy Galentine’s Day! See, single gals can be happy on a day like this. Roller skating and looking cute is far better than waiting forever at an expensive restaurant or getting ghosted by a fckboy. We all think that Valentine’s day has to be about romantic love, but love of your friends and found family beats all of it. Love yourself no matter what your relationship status is.
-Love, Joolz
One thing they never tell you about adulting is that you’ll eventually have to stretch your hamstrings. Hell, you’ll have to start a whole stretching routine just to keep from falling apart. [shakes fist to the sky] ADULTING!
Also, hey, you like the new balloons for the text blocks?
So if you were ever wondering why a total baddie would be hanging around with an abject loser, now you know why. Biology is weird.
-Love, Joolz
Special thanks to my surfer crew who also gave me my bongo drums that I really should make a comic about.
-Love, Joolz
Girl, dump him.
This year, let’s all aspire to be our bigger selves. With all the eyeballs.