One thing they never tell you about adulting is that you’ll eventually have to stretch your hamstrings. Hell, you’ll have to start a whole stretching routine just to keep from falling apart. [shakes fist to the sky] ADULTING!
Also, hey, you like the new balloons for the text blocks?
So if you were ever wondering why a total baddie would be hanging around with an abject loser, now you know why. Biology is weird.
-Love, Joolz
Special thanks to my surfer crew who also gave me my bongo drums that I really should make a comic about.
-Love, Joolz
Girl, dump him.
This year, let’s all aspire to be our bigger selves. With all the eyeballs.
The Surfing Santas are better than Santa Con.